I’m not sure why I’ve been so readily admitting this to nearly everyone I meet—it is either my compulsion to tell the truth, or some sort of self-abasing kick. Last weekend I was going to install a remote control unit in one my new ceiling fans. I needed to turn off the power, so I put on my socks and then realized that my shoes are downstairs. In a moment of true lack of forethought, I ran down my crooked hardwood stairs.
At least, that was the plan. I missed the second step, and swoooosh … bam! Just like when people in cartoons step on a banana peel, my feet went straight out from under me and all of my weight came down on my right forearm. That would have been bad enough, except that then I was sliding down my stairs at a rather alarming (and increasing) rate of speed. I made it about two-thirds of the way down my staircase before the flesh on wood friction brought me to a stop.
Owww, oooo, owww, ow. Goddamn oww. Self assessment. Anything broken? Wheww, no, but … owww. System Status: OWW.
My bruise is healing nicely, its a nice yellowy brown now. I also managed to cut open my heel—I’m still not sure how I did that through my newly donned socks, or what was sharp enough to do it.
Last Friday I managed to come in contact with something in my yard that I am decently allergic to. Fortunately I’m not having a systemic reaction, but the localized reactions are itchy enough thanks (it has woken me up several nights). I had a bad reaction last summer that I thought was poison ivy. All I did last weekend was mow my lawn in shorts, while being hyper aware of the possibility of coming in contact with it again. So I’m thinking perhaps I have a rarer allergy to something that grows naturally here. Sucks, to figure out exactly what it is will probably not be very much fun
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